Some lies are absolutely necessary to keep relationships going, and ladies are no slackers in this area. Women often lie either because they are not ready to speak about some things, or to boost their spouses ego and generally make her man happy. These are the top ten obvious lies every woman has probably told her man.
Enjoy!
1. I WILL BE READY IN 5 MINUTES.
Women know they won’t be ready in the next one hour but they rather tell their men they will be ready in 5 minute to save face or keep their man happy.
2. I'M ON MY PERIOD
The lady does not want to have sex and all she got to do is lie that she is on her period. You would only look like a despicable person if you ask for proof.
3.DON'T WORRY I AM OK.
If your woman says “don’t worry, I’m ok” Please worry, she isn’t ok. She says this to try to be cool but will definitely blow up later if you don’t show enough concern.
4. I'M VERY BUSY NOW.
She is probably watching Tv, chatting on facebook or BBM; after all anything can keep anybody busy.
5. I'M CUMMING!
During sex, many women say they are cumming when they are not. They say this white lie to hasten the process because the imagination can make the man cum faster or to boost the man’s ego.
6. YOU ARE THE BEST EVER.
Men need a lot of reassurance in their life and hearing that they are someone’s best is just mind-blowing. No wonder they readily fall for this lie. Women say this lie to keep the relationship going strong and for the better. Really, no one is beyond this lie.
7. I PROMISE I WON'T GET MAD.
When she says this, its a trap. She would definitely get mad…after you have spilled the truth. You would wish you hadn’t talked in the first place.
8. HE IS JUST A FRIEND.
It is nearly impossible for a lady to have a guy who is just a friend. It is either he wants to date her or hump her silly. Both of which she totally knows about. So when your girl tells this little white lie, she is just trying to calm your nerves so you don’t stalk or monitor her every movement.
9. SIZE DOESN'T MATTER.
Once again, men love reassurances and a boost to their ego, but you should not readily and blindly believe when your lady says “size doesn’t matter” She is just trying to save you any embarrassment. You should try to make up in other skills what you lack in size.
10. MY PHONE DIED.
Women often tell this white lie when they don’t want to get calls or messages from you. They will intentionally put off their phones and give you the big excuse that the phone was off or ‘I don’t know what is wrong with my phone it goes off without my knowing’. The truth is that they didn’t want to hear from you that time.
ORIGINAL WRITE UP FROM; ODDASTIC
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