........
SWORD:, why are you calling me?, I told you
not to call me again, what else do you
want?
BIMPE: I can explain everything please.
SWORD: what is it that you want to explain.
I told you my neighbour who has a shop at
ikotun said he saw you coming out from a
house infront of his shop earlier today with
your box
and bag, he even said the guy saw u off to
where u took bike, and when u left here today,
you went back to the same house with your
bag and he saw you also.
He even told me the guy is your boyfriend isn’t
it?. So is that your daddy’s friend you are
talking about?.
BIMPE: pls is not what you think. Pls,
let me explain.
SWORD: what is it that you want to explain?
BIMPE: the guy is my elder brother’s friend.
I only went there to
deliver message to him.
SWORDMAN: you went there to deliver
message to him and he went to the
chemist opposite his house to buy condom a
day before your on friday that you arrived?
*******chaiiii, I knew its badmus the
chemist guy infront of my house. I was there
on friday to buy condom before bimpe’s arrival,
and when I saw bimpe off. On my way home,
he called me and said my babe is beautiful
oooo. I
replied that yes. He asked, is that the new
catch?. I said “no ooo, we have been dating for
the past 5 months
and she used to come
around. Maybe u don’t notice”,. Ur condom
don expire ooooo, the
thing dey quick burst.
I only make mouth and joked that day. And I
remember he used to tell me he lives around
gbagada……
Back to the chat.
BIMPE: pls I don’t have anything with him
please.
SWORDMAN. Did u know that after the
quick s3x we had this afternoon, I traced ur
destination with a bike as u were going and it
matched the exact location I heard of?. So all
this years that we have been dating, you have
been cheating on me?.
BIMPE: ok, let me confess, he is not my
boyfriend and I don’t love him, u are the only
one I love. U
remembered I said I want to visit you in lagos
this month which you said
you don’t have money on you, but I missed
you and which to see you and feel ur arms
again after 3months that we hadn’t see, then I
told him I want to come to lagos to see him,
he fell for it and send me Tfare.
That how I got to lagos. and after seeing him
for 10mins, I came down
straight to ur place to spend the rest of my
stay. please understand.
SWORD: and decided to go back to him to
collect another Tfare without having
anything with him?
BIMPE: believe me, he is just a puppet. He
so much seem to like
me that he can give me anything. But its
you that I love sodiq. I love you so much. I
just used him and exploit him to get close to
the person that I love which is you please.
SWORD: so how do u explain the condom
he bought?
BIMPE: that one is a lie sodiq, infact, I didn’t
allowed him to kiss me, u and I have been
dating for 2years now, I can’t just cheat on
you.
SWORD:. And you want to tell me you will
not have s3x this night?
BIMPE: I swear, I told him I’m a virgin and
that I don’t want to be touched till my
wedding nite which he agrees to.
Pls believe me, I am just using him and
exploiting him pls. If I don’t love you, I
won’t stay till that late nite before leaving your
place.. Plssss.
SWORD: but I gave you 5k while u were
leaving my place previously, why don’t you
take transport with that and travel?
BIMPE: I told u I want to use the money to
make my hair, and I want to exploit this
guy to get my Tfare and some provisions.
Its because of the love I have for you that
makes me not to bother you about my needs.
Pls sodiq, don’t make this thing complicated
please.
SWORD: thanks for all the sweet s3x
anyways...My regards to your new boyfriend
and don’t ever call me again, I mean it. Bye.
**********chaiiii, nah me “exploitation
and usability mugu?”.
Chaiiiii, this girl must suffer today.....
I woke her up, looked into her eyes and
said it boldly for the first time. Bimpe, “I want
to have s3x”
BIMPE: baby, I am weak, and beside, I’m
not an intimacy gadget that you can just pick
and play with.
ME: I’m sorry dear, I just have the urge rite
now please.
BIMPE: I just don’t have the urge this
morning. Just go out and get me money to
go to PHC today please.
ME: so u are refusing me?
BIMPE: yes, maybe when you give me the
money you promised, we can then have a good
s3x
ME: then I am not in the mood to go out
also...How will I need love making from my
girl and she will refuse it...And I will try to
please her whenever she needs anything.
BIMPE: ****frowned face*****, so its
because of the money you want To give
me that is making you to wake me up for s3x?.
Do you think I’m a prostitute?, do u think I
can’t survive without your money?”
********bimpe started ranting*********
She stood up, arranged her bag, wore her
sandals and left the house.
****i remain inside without any motive to
look for her. I said to myself, “atleast, I have
had a Bleep of the value of my money.
I picked my phone to update segun about the
latest happenings. He hailed me on whatsapp
saying “mr
maga don dey get sense be that. Now it was
around 5:10am, I was still on my bed, doing
meditation on how the day would look like,
then I saw my door opened, and behold, I saw
bimpe. Back into the room with her bags*****
hahahaha (I laff in spanish for my mind)
Bimpe: hurry up to get the money and let me
start leaving
Me: ******smiled*********
BIMPE: why smiling dear, did I say anything
funny?
ME:****i looked straight into her eyes and
said to her*******
Adebimpe, you are not getting a single kobo
from me.
Bimpe: ****was shocked and restless***
Abeg if na joke, just stop am abeg…..
Bimpe:, if na joke, u better stop am
ME: **i looked at her straight face****,
just kidding dear. I only want to study ur
“anger management”.
BIMPE: better. So how are we moving?,
I’m set already.
ME: I thought of something, banks don’t
resolve debit issue in a day. So let me call akin,
*****i picked my
fone, made a fake call as I distance myself a bit
from bimpe to avoid Bleepup************
“ok akin, thanks bro. I will come there with
segun to get it right away”, then I HUNG up…
BIMPE: hmmmm, those promise and fail
friends you have abi?
ME: no dear, Akin is not like that, he is a
good guy unlike segun.
He is so nice dear. So let me call segun to
inform him.
BIMPE: ok, go ahead and do the calling.
*****i picked my fone, dialled segun’s
number. I told him we should meet at akin’s
place that morning to get the money****
ME: bimpe, I’m going to miss you dear
BIMPE: me too
ME: when next are we seeing?
BIMPE: whenever u are ready to finance
the journey. But this time, u will send TO and
FRO money to avoid another delay.
ME: ok dear.
*****i moved closer to her,grabbed her
head and kiss her again, she responded and
reciprocated. I whispered into her ear,
“I want to feel you one more time baby”.
She resisted at first. When she saw my
frowned face. She came over to me, and said
BIMpE: but why do u like s3x dis much?
ME: Its not like that, I just don’t like to be
rejected when I needed something.
BIMPE: do u truly love me?
ME: yes off course
BIMPE: then why the rush?
*********i knew bimpe is not giving in this
time, so I started calling her sweet names, tell
her sweet words, reminded her of how I loved
her, how we will run our home when married.
BIMPE: then why don’t u propose to me and
engage me?
ME: you know this is the first time of our
meeting, all my
proposing plan is still our next meeting, I want
to make it a surprise to you.
******bimpe was just quiet, so I moved
closer to her and kissed her, we started kissing
so passionately, I moved my hands down to
her shirts, she held my hand and said ”I don’t
want to scatter my dressing, just wait”.
She unhooked her trouser, pulled it down with
her p*nts to knee level. Bends and positioned
her *** to me now u can get what
you want” she said.
Without wasting time. I pulled off my boxers,
raised the mattress, picked a condom, wear it
and slid it in
from the back. It was so sweet that she keeps
moaning, yeeeah babyyy I will miss youuuuu,
baby I love uuuuu, oooouch. Switching
tempos. Finally, I c*m after 8minutes. She
clean up with tissue, while I did the same.
BIMPE: now that you are satisfied, can you go
now?
ME: ok *********i dashed out of the
house to meet segun*********Me: sege, how I
go take discharge this girl now?, I no get the
liver to tell her make she dey go without
money
SEGE:, just tell her say you saw her messages,
show it to her and pursue her comot.
ME: I still don’t have the liver.
SEGUN: sebi u don’t Bleep sumtin wey worth
your 4,500 balance?
ME: something like that.
SEGUN: oya “rinso Nibe” make I go finish her
for you.
ME: na u go do all the talking ooooo.
SEGE: chaiiii, u no be only maga but
certified mumu. Abeg waka make we go.
*******we left his house and got to my
apartment***************
segun greeted bimpe.
SEGE: our wife, how you dey?
BIMPe: I’m fine, I’m so sorry about the.
robbery incident,
SEGE: no mention jaree, sebi na dis my
MUMU friend cause am, if no be dat, I no go
leave my room open to the extent of been
robbed.
*********by now I was shaking and blinking
at segun to stop cos I was afraid*********
BIMPE: mumu kee?, abeg my husband no
mumu ooooo, I no like dat word, I no dey take
my husband joke with people oooo
SEGE: really?, if no be say he mumu, how
no suppose know say another guy dey Bleep
him babe for free in this Lagos?
BIMPE: *****was curious****** which babe?
****turns to me**** oh, so u get another
babe for this Lagos? Upon how I loved you?,
SEGE: madam calm down, na u I dey talk
about
BIMPE: me? *****raised eye brow*****
SEGE: yes, we know you s3x machine
“sodiq” wey dey live gbagada. Sunday bustop to
be precised. How u sleep there for 2 nites,
how u went there yesterday for quickee, how u
s*ck…………..
****now I was vibrating, just watching
the two of them with my mouth sealed, my
heart was beating faster*******
BIMPE: *****turns to me****baby, what
is the meaning of the rubbish your friend is
saying?. And you are there?, u can’t talk?. Abegi
I no get time to yarn trash, give me my money
make I dey go.
SEGE: u are not getting any kobo here.
****segun collects my fone, opened facebook
and started
reading all the conversations out from
beginning to the end.
BIMPE:****sober and started crying and
faced me******baby, I can explain this, its not
what you think
ME: ********looked her with a little
courage****** nothing to explain bimpe.
Whatever segun says is the final.
SEGE:, before the count of ten, I want you out
of this house or else I will molest you.
******segun start to pull off his belt*******
BIMPE: please I will leave *****turned to
me****** baby pls for God’s sake, I love you
so much, I can explain.
*****i felt so sorry for her that my eyes
were soaked. I feel like stopping segun but he
looks to
determined. I couldn’t watch bimpe moving in
tears that I had to face the wall till she left.
**********that was the last time I saw
bimpe. 2days later, she blocked me on her
facebook, whatsapp and deleted me on BBM. AT last that was how bimpe left my house
not to call me again, what else do you
want?
BIMPE: I can explain everything please.
SWORD: what is it that you want to explain.
I told you my neighbour who has a shop at
ikotun said he saw you coming out from a
house infront of his shop earlier today with
your box
and bag, he even said the guy saw u off to
where u took bike, and when u left here today,
you went back to the same house with your
bag and he saw you also.
He even told me the guy is your boyfriend isn’t
it?. So is that your daddy’s friend you are
talking about?.
BIMPE: pls is not what you think. Pls,
let me explain.
SWORD: what is it that you want to explain?
BIMPE: the guy is my elder brother’s friend.
I only went there to
deliver message to him.
SWORDMAN: you went there to deliver
message to him and he went to the
chemist opposite his house to buy condom a
day before your on friday that you arrived?
*******chaiiii, I knew its badmus the
chemist guy infront of my house. I was there
on friday to buy condom before bimpe’s arrival,
and when I saw bimpe off. On my way home,
he called me and said my babe is beautiful
oooo. I
replied that yes. He asked, is that the new
catch?. I said “no ooo, we have been dating for
the past 5 months
and she used to come
around. Maybe u don’t notice”,. Ur condom
don expire ooooo, the
thing dey quick burst.
I only make mouth and joked that day. And I
remember he used to tell me he lives around
gbagada……
Back to the chat.
BIMPE: pls I don’t have anything with him
please.
SWORDMAN. Did u know that after the
quick s3x we had this afternoon, I traced ur
destination with a bike as u were going and it
matched the exact location I heard of?. So all
this years that we have been dating, you have
been cheating on me?.
BIMPE: ok, let me confess, he is not my
boyfriend and I don’t love him, u are the only
one I love. U
remembered I said I want to visit you in lagos
this month which you said
you don’t have money on you, but I missed
you and which to see you and feel ur arms
again after 3months that we hadn’t see, then I
told him I want to come to lagos to see him,
he fell for it and send me Tfare.
That how I got to lagos. and after seeing him
for 10mins, I came down
straight to ur place to spend the rest of my
stay. please understand.
SWORD: and decided to go back to him to
collect another Tfare without having
anything with him?
BIMPE: believe me, he is just a puppet. He
so much seem to like
me that he can give me anything. But its
you that I love sodiq. I love you so much. I
just used him and exploit him to get close to
the person that I love which is you please.
SWORD: so how do u explain the condom
he bought?
BIMPE: that one is a lie sodiq, infact, I didn’t
allowed him to kiss me, u and I have been
dating for 2years now, I can’t just cheat on
you.
SWORD:. And you want to tell me you will
not have s3x this night?
BIMPE: I swear, I told him I’m a virgin and
that I don’t want to be touched till my
wedding nite which he agrees to.
Pls believe me, I am just using him and
exploiting him pls. If I don’t love you, I
won’t stay till that late nite before leaving your
place.. Plssss.
SWORD: but I gave you 5k while u were
leaving my place previously, why don’t you
take transport with that and travel?
BIMPE: I told u I want to use the money to
make my hair, and I want to exploit this
guy to get my Tfare and some provisions.
Its because of the love I have for you that
makes me not to bother you about my needs.
Pls sodiq, don’t make this thing complicated
please.
SWORD: thanks for all the sweet s3x
anyways...My regards to your new boyfriend
and don’t ever call me again, I mean it. Bye.
**********chaiiii, nah me “exploitation
and usability mugu?”.
Chaiiiii, this girl must suffer today.....
I woke her up, looked into her eyes and
said it boldly for the first time. Bimpe, “I want
to have s3x”
BIMPE: baby, I am weak, and beside, I’m
not an intimacy gadget that you can just pick
and play with.
ME: I’m sorry dear, I just have the urge rite
now please.
BIMPE: I just don’t have the urge this
morning. Just go out and get me money to
go to PHC today please.
ME: so u are refusing me?
BIMPE: yes, maybe when you give me the
money you promised, we can then have a good
s3x
ME: then I am not in the mood to go out
also...How will I need love making from my
girl and she will refuse it...And I will try to
please her whenever she needs anything.
BIMPE: ****frowned face*****, so its
because of the money you want To give
me that is making you to wake me up for s3x?.
Do you think I’m a prostitute?, do u think I
can’t survive without your money?”
********bimpe started ranting*********
She stood up, arranged her bag, wore her
sandals and left the house.
****i remain inside without any motive to
look for her. I said to myself, “atleast, I have
had a Bleep of the value of my money.
I picked my phone to update segun about the
latest happenings. He hailed me on whatsapp
saying “mr
maga don dey get sense be that. Now it was
around 5:10am, I was still on my bed, doing
meditation on how the day would look like,
then I saw my door opened, and behold, I saw
bimpe. Back into the room with her bags*****
hahahaha (I laff in spanish for my mind)
Bimpe: hurry up to get the money and let me
start leaving
Me: ******smiled*********
BIMPE: why smiling dear, did I say anything
funny?
ME:****i looked straight into her eyes and
said to her*******
Adebimpe, you are not getting a single kobo
from me.
Bimpe: ****was shocked and restless***
Abeg if na joke, just stop am abeg…..
Bimpe:, if na joke, u better stop am
ME: **i looked at her straight face****,
just kidding dear. I only want to study ur
“anger management”.
BIMPE: better. So how are we moving?,
I’m set already.
ME: I thought of something, banks don’t
resolve debit issue in a day. So let me call akin,
*****i picked my
fone, made a fake call as I distance myself a bit
from bimpe to avoid Bleepup************
“ok akin, thanks bro. I will come there with
segun to get it right away”, then I HUNG up…
BIMPE: hmmmm, those promise and fail
friends you have abi?
ME: no dear, Akin is not like that, he is a
good guy unlike segun.
He is so nice dear. So let me call segun to
inform him.
BIMPE: ok, go ahead and do the calling.
*****i picked my fone, dialled segun’s
number. I told him we should meet at akin’s
place that morning to get the money****
ME: bimpe, I’m going to miss you dear
BIMPE: me too
ME: when next are we seeing?
BIMPE: whenever u are ready to finance
the journey. But this time, u will send TO and
FRO money to avoid another delay.
ME: ok dear.
*****i moved closer to her,grabbed her
head and kiss her again, she responded and
reciprocated. I whispered into her ear,
“I want to feel you one more time baby”.
She resisted at first. When she saw my
frowned face. She came over to me, and said
BIMpE: but why do u like s3x dis much?
ME: Its not like that, I just don’t like to be
rejected when I needed something.
BIMPE: do u truly love me?
ME: yes off course
BIMPE: then why the rush?
*********i knew bimpe is not giving in this
time, so I started calling her sweet names, tell
her sweet words, reminded her of how I loved
her, how we will run our home when married.
BIMPE: then why don’t u propose to me and
engage me?
ME: you know this is the first time of our
meeting, all my
proposing plan is still our next meeting, I want
to make it a surprise to you.
******bimpe was just quiet, so I moved
closer to her and kissed her, we started kissing
so passionately, I moved my hands down to
her shirts, she held my hand and said ”I don’t
want to scatter my dressing, just wait”.
She unhooked her trouser, pulled it down with
her p*nts to knee level. Bends and positioned
her *** to me now u can get what
you want” she said.
Without wasting time. I pulled off my boxers,
raised the mattress, picked a condom, wear it
and slid it in
from the back. It was so sweet that she keeps
moaning, yeeeah babyyy I will miss youuuuu,
baby I love uuuuu, oooouch. Switching
tempos. Finally, I c*m after 8minutes. She
clean up with tissue, while I did the same.
BIMPE: now that you are satisfied, can you go
now?
ME: ok *********i dashed out of the
house to meet segun*********Me: sege, how I
go take discharge this girl now?, I no get the
liver to tell her make she dey go without
money
SEGE:, just tell her say you saw her messages,
show it to her and pursue her comot.
ME: I still don’t have the liver.
SEGUN: sebi u don’t Bleep sumtin wey worth
your 4,500 balance?
ME: something like that.
SEGUN: oya “rinso Nibe” make I go finish her
for you.
ME: na u go do all the talking ooooo.
SEGE: chaiiii, u no be only maga but
certified mumu. Abeg waka make we go.
*******we left his house and got to my
apartment***************
segun greeted bimpe.
SEGE: our wife, how you dey?
BIMPe: I’m fine, I’m so sorry about the.
robbery incident,
SEGE: no mention jaree, sebi na dis my
MUMU friend cause am, if no be dat, I no go
leave my room open to the extent of been
robbed.
*********by now I was shaking and blinking
at segun to stop cos I was afraid*********
BIMPE: mumu kee?, abeg my husband no
mumu ooooo, I no like dat word, I no dey take
my husband joke with people oooo
SEGE: really?, if no be say he mumu, how
no suppose know say another guy dey Bleep
him babe for free in this Lagos?
BIMPE: *****was curious****** which babe?
****turns to me**** oh, so u get another
babe for this Lagos? Upon how I loved you?,
SEGE: madam calm down, na u I dey talk
about
BIMPE: me? *****raised eye brow*****
SEGE: yes, we know you s3x machine
“sodiq” wey dey live gbagada. Sunday bustop to
be precised. How u sleep there for 2 nites,
how u went there yesterday for quickee, how u
s*ck…………..
****now I was vibrating, just watching
the two of them with my mouth sealed, my
heart was beating faster*******
BIMPE: *****turns to me****baby, what
is the meaning of the rubbish your friend is
saying?. And you are there?, u can’t talk?. Abegi
I no get time to yarn trash, give me my money
make I dey go.
SEGE: u are not getting any kobo here.
****segun collects my fone, opened facebook
and started
reading all the conversations out from
beginning to the end.
BIMPE:****sober and started crying and
faced me******baby, I can explain this, its not
what you think
ME: ********looked her with a little
courage****** nothing to explain bimpe.
Whatever segun says is the final.
SEGE:, before the count of ten, I want you out
of this house or else I will molest you.
******segun start to pull off his belt*******
BIMPE: please I will leave *****turned to
me****** baby pls for God’s sake, I love you
so much, I can explain.
*****i felt so sorry for her that my eyes
were soaked. I feel like stopping segun but he
looks to
determined. I couldn’t watch bimpe moving in
tears that I had to face the wall till she left.
**********that was the last time I saw
bimpe. 2days later, she blocked me on her
facebook, whatsapp and deleted me on BBM. AT last that was how bimpe left my house
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